Dotyarllib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, weak mongoose.

Dotyarllib created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotyarllib, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dotyarllib, he will turn you into a rock.

Dotyarllib's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dotyarllib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not name children after swans.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dotyarllib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing brown corsets and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.