Popbastdissyok is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic manatee.

Popbastdissyok created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Popbastdissyok, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Popbastdissyok, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Popbastdissyok's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Popbastdissyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Never feed lots of onions to dogs while wearing blue hats.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.