Jipcedbimpogominbimgut is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever dingo.

Jipcedbimpogominbimgut created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipcedbimpogominbimgut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jipcedbimpogominbimgut, he will send you a sign.

Jipcedbimpogominbimgut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Jipcedbimpogominbimgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Never look at nebulae.