Listgignill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent rat.

Listgignill created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Listgignill, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Listgignill, he will destroy your favourite star.

Listgignill's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Listgignill's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with birds.