Bumquimmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, thoughtless bee.

Bumquimmeg created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumquimmeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumquimmeg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bumquimmeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bumquimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Never talk about asteroids.