Bogstip is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omniscient bat.

Bogstip created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogstip, it will ignore you.

Bogstip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bogstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never record names.

4. Never mix turnips with water.

5. Worship no other gods but Bogstip.