Rothapnarlrul is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic giraffe.

Rothapnarlrul created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Rothapnarlrul, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rothapnarlrul, it will turn you into a rat.

Rothapnarlrul's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rothapnarlrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with bats.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Never wear pink shirts on sacred days.

5. Do not laugh at crossroads.