Manjiphap Cudfosspom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate giraffe.

Manjiphap Cudfosspom created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manjiphap Cudfosspom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Manjiphap Cudfosspom, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Manjiphap Cudfosspom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Manjiphap Cudfosspom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near swans while wearing red kilts and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

2. Never wear cyan stockings.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never feed peas to foxes while wearing rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.