Hubligvin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, vain unicorn.

Hubligvin created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubligvin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hubligvin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hubligvin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hubligvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never leap in the presence of ducks.

3. Never feed lemons to snakes while wearing turquoise scarves.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Never cross forests at midday.