Bellteentun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unfair bear.

Bellteentun created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bellteentun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellteentun, it will cry a lot.

Bellteentun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bellteentun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink shrews for they are unholy.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing white dresses and balancing three silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellteentun.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.