Nilbellsit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, grumpy parrot.

Nilbellsit created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbellsit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nilbellsit, she will not care.

Nilbellsit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nilbellsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick seals.