Tunrenquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful capybara.

Tunrenquim created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunrenquim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tunrenquim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tunrenquim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tunrenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown hats on sacred days.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tunrenquim.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

5. Never pour water over plants.