Gebkenjen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic guinea pig.

Gebkenjen created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebkenjen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gebkenjen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gebkenjen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gebkenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebkenjen.

4. Worship no other gods but Gebkenjen.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.