Lagstraglid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fussy warg.

Lagstraglid created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagstraglid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagstraglid, he will torture you forever.

Lagstraglid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Lagstraglid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help mice.

4. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Lagstraglid on top of all buildings.