Sat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing fox.

Sat created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Do not place strawberries upon stone.