Kikjenyik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring crow.

Kikjenyik created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikjenyik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kikjenyik, she will boil you in a big pot.

Kikjenyik's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kikjenyik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Kikjenyik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Kikjenyik on top of important buildings.