Zognib is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair sheep.

Zognib created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zognib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zognib, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zognib's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Zognib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not listen to music.