Hinsandin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, able pig.

Hinsandin created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinsandin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hinsandin, it will manifest in front of you.

Hinsandin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hinsandin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away if four goats approach from the south.