Boddonnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous jaguar.

Boddonnarl created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Boddonnarl, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Boddonnarl, she will not care.

Boddonnarl's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Boddonnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.