Fidvedapp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous bee.

Fidvedapp created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidvedapp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fidvedapp, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fidvedapp's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fidvedapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fidvedapp loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.