Godbudjop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, passionate shark.

Godbudjop created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbudjop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godbudjop, he will boil you in a big pot.

Godbudjop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Godbudjop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Godbudjop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.