Kingarmil is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring bat.

Kingarmil created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kingarmil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kingarmil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kingarmil's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kingarmil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Hide if three badgers approach from the north.

4. Do not laugh at mountains.

5. Never eat oranges on fasting days.