Natquartstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective snail.

Natquartstrag created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natquartstrag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Natquartstrag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Natquartstrag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Natquartstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never adorn your arms with mauve markings.

4. Always share carrots with strangers, but never with gulls.

5. Always look after injured voles.