Mitfutnurthen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, passionate troll.

Mitfutnurthen created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitfutnurthen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitfutnurthen, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mitfutnurthen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mitfutnurthen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

3. Do not place apples upon stone.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never eat cherries.