Nulfebbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome wolf.

Nulfebbiss created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulfebbiss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nulfebbiss, it will turn you into a goat.

Nulfebbiss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nulfebbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always store bread above ground.

5. Never eat green fruit.