Mummumdib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest crab.

Mummumdib created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mummumdib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mummumdib, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mummumdib's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Mummumdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four geese near towers.

2. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away from cyan mites, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.