Venjabman is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective dugong.

Venjabman created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venjabman, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Venjabman, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Venjabman's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Venjabman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Shun those given to sloth.