Ceningwatfadtarlatfobzim Tettipopsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, clever eagle.

Ceningwatfadtarlatfobzim Tettipopsas created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceningwatfadtarlatfobzim Tettipopsas, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ceningwatfadtarlatfobzim Tettipopsas, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ceningwatfadtarlatfobzim Tettipopsas' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ceningwatfadtarlatfobzim Tettipopsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Run away from blue frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about special relativity.