Podfedcam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate pigeon.

Podfedcam created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podfedcam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Podfedcam, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Podfedcam's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Podfedcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to doves while wearing blue kilts.

2. Never eat peas on fasting days.

3. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.