Madgudfigflis is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical weasel.

Madgudfigflis created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Madgudfigflis, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madgudfigflis, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Madgudfigflis' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Madgudfigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Madgudfigflis must be the most important thing in your life.