Lamsabhen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, dishonourable centipede.

Lamsabhen created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamsabhen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lamsabhen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamsabhen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lamsabhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Always wear plain hats during rituals.