Zakfarort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, stupid hedgehog.

Zakfarort created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakfarort, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakfarort, she will laugh at you.

Zakfarort's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zakfarort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump at forests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Hide from turquoise nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Zakfarort in the centre of the settlement.