Bogflowrotpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust jackal.

Bogflowrotpop created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogflowrotpop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bogflowrotpop, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bogflowrotpop's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bogflowrotpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

2. Never feed lots of apples to frogs while wearing gray kilts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.