Nilvoglungup is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful unicorn.

Nilvoglungup created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nilvoglungup, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nilvoglungup, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nilvoglungup's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nilvoglungup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Retreat if six eagles approach from the west.

3. Do not leap at crossroads.

4. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

5. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.