Zagdogpig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful penguin.

Zagdogpig created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Zagdogpig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zagdogpig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zagdogpig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zagdogpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not prepare grapes while filled with pride.

3. Do not gather at doors at midday.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear kilts.