Cibzenhim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy coyote.

Cibzenhim created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibzenhim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibzenhim, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cibzenhim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cibzenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. You must love Cibzenhim.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Learn three new languages a year.