Abbugtarfidarf is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, stupid fox.

Abbugtarfidarf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abbugtarfidarf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Abbugtarfidarf, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Abbugtarfidarf's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Abbugtarfidarf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Never hurt sheep.