Soglegmanarpdon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous dingo.

Soglegmanarpdon created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Soglegmanarpdon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Soglegmanarpdon, she will turn you into a rat.

Soglegmanarpdon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Soglegmanarpdon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

3. Never approach forests carrying wood.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.