Kadcimmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Kadcimmeg created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kadcimmeg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadcimmeg, it will ignore you.

Kadcimmeg's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kadcimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Always store oranges above ground.

4. Never mark doors with blue.

5. Never stain your arms with violet.