Kapdapdudzen Nurlabnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering ferret.

Kapdapdudzen Nurlabnarl created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapdapdudzen Nurlabnarl, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kapdapdudzen Nurlabnarl, he will turn you into a duck.

Kapdapdudzen Nurlabnarl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kapdapdudzen Nurlabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

2. Do not take Kapdapdudzen Nurlabnarl's name in vain.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.