Jarncubsat Zodgebrutlagtalhimlim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying jackal.

Jarncubsat Zodgebrutlagtalhimlim created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarncubsat Zodgebrutlagtalhimlim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jarncubsat Zodgebrutlagtalhimlim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jarncubsat Zodgebrutlagtalhimlim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jarncubsat Zodgebrutlagtalhimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wash your legs before prayer.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jarncubsat Zodgebrutlagtalhimlim.