Basscincat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered camel.

Basscincat created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basscincat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Basscincat, he will turn you into a rat.

Basscincat's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Basscincat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Run away from brown hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about fire.