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It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving newt.

Carfasbet created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carfasbet, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Carfasbet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Carfasbet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Carfasbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with indigo markings.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.