Habkanflow is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic dragonfly.

Habkanflow created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habkanflow, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habkanflow, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Habkanflow's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Habkanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Habkanflow on top of all buildings.

2. Never touch ash while blessed.

3. Never cross mountains at dusk.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.