Zagriptafspagsafbugdit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fussy hyena.

Zagriptafspagsafbugdit created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagriptafspagsafbugdit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zagriptafspagsafbugdit, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zagriptafspagsafbugdit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zagriptafspagsafbugdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Never approach forests carrying bone.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.