Lipjambutmot is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, able
duck.
Lipjambutmot created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lipjambutmot, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Lipjambutmot, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Lipjambutmot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Lipjambutmot's Holy Commandments1. Never eat pineapples on fasting days.
2. Do not record names concerning moons.
3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.
4. Do not take Lipjambutmot's name in vain.
5. Never hurt frogs.