Dav is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unselfish fox.

Dav created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Dav, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dav, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dav's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.