Aflapquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless weasel.

Aflapquaf created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Aflapquaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Aflapquaf, he will think nothing of it.

Aflapquaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Aflapquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not keep eight frogs in a large pit.

3. Hide if three mites approach from the south.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never hop in holy places.