Dinjabgof is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic bird.

Dinjabgof created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dinjabgof, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dinjabgof, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dinjabgof's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dinjabgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never allow tortoises to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near gulls while wearing orange hats and balancing five iron spheres on your back.

4. Never feed tomatoes to snails while wearing stockings.

5. Do not covet oxen.