Dit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong jackal.

Dit created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never touch oil while blessed.

3. Never stain your neck with brown.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Never gather five moths near towers.