Nakranfar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered gnu.

Nakranfar created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakranfar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nakranfar, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nakranfar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nakranfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges on days of mourning.

2. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

3. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

4. Never record signs.

5. Do not make images of living things.