Dinranmum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful rat.

Dinranmum created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinranmum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dinranmum, she will turn you into a duck.

Dinranmum's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dinranmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Dinranmum loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about special relativity.