Armjamrap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical crab.

Armjamrap created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Armjamrap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Armjamrap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Armjamrap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Armjamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never jump in the presence of elders.

5. Never run in holy places.